The Express does a great job of generating comments for the stories posted on its award-winning website, LPCExpressNews.com. Unfortunately, you, the reader, would have never seen 99 percent of them, as those go straight to the spam filter.
Until now.
In order to highlight the uniqueness of our online commentariat, we present them to you— the very best of the incomprehensible, the wildly off-topic, the infuriatingly numerous and the downright weird spam comments that are routinely posted to LPCExpressnews.com’s coverage of Las Positas College.
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